It was the Republican Iowan’s custom, at presidential primaries, to select a loser chosen by the crowd for the presidency. At that time, they supported a well-known loser whose name was Newt from Gangrich. When the crowd had gathered, the debate mediator asked them, “Which one do you want me to release to you: Newt of Gangrich, or Mitt, son of Romney, who is called the Mittamizer?”
The mediator knew it was out of envy that they had handed Mitt over to him for dismissal from the campaign. “Newt of Gangrich!” they answered.
“What shall I do, then, with Mitt, son of Romney, who is called the Mittamizer?” the debate mediator asked. They all answered, “Marginalize the Mormon in him!” “Why? What crime has he committed?” asked the debate mediator. The crowd shouted all the louder, “Marginalize the Mormon in him!”
When the debate mediator saw that he was getting nowhere, and that an uproar was starting, he took hand sanitizer and rubbed his head with it in front of the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s Mittamization. It is your responsibility!” he said. All the people responded, “His marginalization and the loss of the presidential race be on us and on our children!”
With such a reaction from the crowd, the mediator released Newt of Gangrich to them. He then allowed Mitt, son of Romney, to be foxxed, verbally flogged, and handed over to be marginalized.
Loren M. Lambert © December 11, 2011
The mediator knew it was out of envy that they had handed Mitt over to him for dismissal from the campaign. “Newt of Gangrich!” they answered.
“What shall I do, then, with Mitt, son of Romney, who is called the Mittamizer?” the debate mediator asked. They all answered, “Marginalize the Mormon in him!” “Why? What crime has he committed?” asked the debate mediator. The crowd shouted all the louder, “Marginalize the Mormon in him!”
When the debate mediator saw that he was getting nowhere, and that an uproar was starting, he took hand sanitizer and rubbed his head with it in front of the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s Mittamization. It is your responsibility!” he said. All the people responded, “His marginalization and the loss of the presidential race be on us and on our children!”
With such a reaction from the crowd, the mediator released Newt of Gangrich to them. He then allowed Mitt, son of Romney, to be foxxed, verbally flogged, and handed over to be marginalized.
Loren M. Lambert © December 11, 2011
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