Squirrels Playing Cricket

Only 6.73 percent of squirrels in Great Britain will never play a game of cricket.

Loren M. Lambert © January 22, 2011

Squirrels Playing Baseball

According to a recent study by the Nature Conservancy, 36.30 percent of North American squirrels will grow up never having played a single game of baseball.

Loren M. Lambert © January 21, 2011

Squirrel Healthcare

The Interior Department denied that national park fees would increase to cover the ground squirrels' new contract. The Department insisted that the cost of the most hotly contested portion of the agreement (a provision for comprehensive heathcare extending well into retired squirrels' fourth year of life) was included in the total divulged cost.

Loren M. Lambert © January 21, 2011

Safe Facebook Post

I’m trying to think of something smart to say that won't be mistaken for a religious slight, or as something political.

Did you get a glimpse of that amazing blue sky, and the high cirrus clouds, today?

Loren M. Lambert © January 17, 2011

Responsible Priorities Are Changing In Today’s World

When we chose to spend our time and money taking a university night course, purchasing a massage, or participating in a yoga class instead of waterskiing on Lake Powell, we might survive as a species for another millennium.

(Here’s a snippet from my next article: I love waterskiing on Lake Powell, but there will come a day, if it is not already here, when it may be too irresponsible.)

Loren M. Lambert © January 16, 2011

Seek Truth In All Things

We should seek the error in our truth and the truth in our opponent's error.

Loren M. Lambert © January 14, 2011

Herb Cowan On Socks

"I haven't lost a sock of a pair fer 37 years. My socks come into this world together and go out together. 'No Pedale Relictis!' is my motto." said Herb Cowan, dry wheat farmer, philosopher, and mentor to the Utah Utes Red Rocks.

Loren M. Lambert © January 14, 2011