Friday, November 9, 2018

My Cold and Congestion Caused Double Hearing!

This was a “new one”: My cold and congestion was so bad, yesterday, that for about five hours, I was hearing double! Yes – hearing double, and in a slightly higher pitch, like a hyper-echo.  It made Newt sound doubly smart, pompous, and shrill. Lady Gaga sounded twice the fun, which, together, is an invitation to one's head exploding. Too bad I couldn't have found someone to ball me out.  It would have been double the humility.

Loren M. Lambert © December 3, 2011

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