Friday, November 9, 2018

Squirrels Are Gathering Nuts for Republican Primaries

Rocky the Squirrel, emeritus counsel for SWB (Squirrels Without Borders), sends this communique:

"Just in time for winter, the nuts are gathered and cached, ready for the Republican primaries, but remember and don't despair. The nuts that we squirrels don't eat are not wasted. They germinate, lay down roots, drink deeply, and then provide a bounteous harvest of tomorrow's nuts for future generations of squirrels, unlike the politician nuts you humans catch."

Loren M. Lambert © November 29, 2011

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