Apparently, Mitt Romney has doomed his campaign. In tonight’s debate, he jested, making a $10,000 bet that he didn’t say something in his book (which he did not). Silly.
Noticeably, Newt Gingrich has taken the advice of Porcupines for Newt (PrickOn.org) and has softened his quills to disguise them as a nicely combed coif of hair. Gingrich’s political handlers told him to get elected and then let his quills out in all their spiny excellence. They also told him to change the sometimes-U.S. motto from, "Don't Tread On Us," to "Don't Tread on Me or My Kin," and to change the national emblem to a porcupine instead of an eagle.
Be warned, and don't forget you heard it, first, on the LML Facebook page.
Loren M. Lambert © December 10, 2011
Noticeably, Newt Gingrich has taken the advice of Porcupines for Newt (PrickOn.org) and has softened his quills to disguise them as a nicely combed coif of hair. Gingrich’s political handlers told him to get elected and then let his quills out in all their spiny excellence. They also told him to change the sometimes-U.S. motto from, "Don't Tread On Us," to "Don't Tread on Me or My Kin," and to change the national emblem to a porcupine instead of an eagle.
Be warned, and don't forget you heard it, first, on the LML Facebook page.
Loren M. Lambert © December 10, 2011
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