MonaVie? Great tasting, rejuvenating juice in an expensive snake skin bottle--almost as good as the juice I just squeezed from the exotic and anti-aging producing service berry picked in the scrub oak jungles of Heber City, Utah. I'm selling it to the Brazilians in titanium capsules so I can charge three times more than MonaVie. I just need an aging Olympian to hock it. Henry Marsh, MonaVie CEO? Great inspiring runner now saddled in a snake skin suit sipping MonaVie bug juice on top of the supper pyramid making us all wish we were up there feeling as awesome and youthful as all them face-lifted, tanned, lipo suctioned high rollers. Ah, the glories of fad trademarking. So, here's a service berry toast to you, my hero Henry Marsh--and it didn't cost me a dime but then again I don't have an expensive looking bottle to put in my window to remind me of the good times when I sipped myself into bankruptcy drinking MonaVie without even an once of alcohol in it to make it worth the price and worthy of a reason for insanity.
Loren M. Lambert
Copyright August 14, 3008
5 comments:
This piece really doesn't make sense. You seem to assume that people know what you are talking about. But, this post seems to be an except from a stream of conscious that your readers were not there for. Please keep your readers in mind when you are writing.
Dear Anonymous,
You are right. I did take it for granted that everyone has some family member or friend that has tried to get them to sign up for a monthly delivery of this very expensive elixir. So, for those unfortunate few: MonaVie is a very, very expensive juice that is sold in a multilevel marketing company. They promise it will almost all but make you immortal, (but you will be poor, most likely). Henry Marsh is a famous long distance runner who is a CEO of MonaVie. For more information here is the websight (if you buy some let me be your illustrious multilevel marketing provider): http://www.mymonavie.com/wealthontap/. Glad to be of service, Loren M. Lambert
Brilliant post! Ooozing with truth. This snakeoil company is the absolute worst. Seems like everyone at or near the top of the pyramid is a crook and/or a liar, including the CEO. Have you seen what's been written about this company lately? Try a Goggle search for Monavie and Have a look at some of the discussion groups. The information that's coming out is truly sickening.
First off Monavie IS good from a DOCTORS point of view as well. Crawl out of your bitter uninformed self and read a couple books by Alexander Schauss ( Who won the Linus Pauling award). Another thing? If you knew ANYTHING about a "Pyramid" you would know the business structure for EVERY CORPORATION is a...ummmm... "pyramid" how many millionaires had YOUR company produced? For Monavie to be #1 in Inc. Magazine, #1 in success Magazine, Entrepreneur of the year. TONS of PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ( who know more about nutrition than you) swear by it. So... what I'm trying to say is...well... your.....well.... dumb... lol.. and a bitter angry sarcastic soul... so.. continue spreading your angry sarcasm because THAT is the cure the world needs right?...
Hey, silly, I didn't say it was a bad product, just possibly over priced, so come out of your reactionary defensive posture and turn those quills the other way. Sincerely Loren M. Lambert
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