Thursday, July 3, 2014

Salt Lake City Poised to Make Millions In a Few Months–Do Your Part–Here’s How:

Yesterday, on a green arrow, I was making a left hand turn on 800 South onto West Temple to take the southbound on-ramp onto I-15. If you’re familiar with this area you have to move to the center and the far right southbound lanes or instead of going onto the freeway you wind back onto West Temple.

My practice has always been, so long as I can do so safely, during my left turn to immediately move into the center lane. Well a Salt Lake City Police Officer standing on the side of the road by his motorcycle waived me over. I thought maybe it was a routine check of everyone to see if we had our rabies shot or something.

I politely asked what was wanted and he politely told me that I was being ticketed because while making the left hand turn into the center lane I did not use my right hand signal. In fact while he was writing me a ticket, he waived over the next victim. I had no idea that that was the law. If it is the law, the law is an ass with an superfluous public servant riding it. (Superfluous, because in this case, he really could be doing something better with his time). This is true since, 1) you’re still turning left while traveling to the center lane, 2) your signal has not shut off from the left turn and it would break it to signal right, 3) if you signaled right the required 3 seconds before moving right you will be stuck in the inside lane to West Temple and, 4) since there is no intersecting traffic when making a left on a green arrow there is no one that would benefit from your signaling. Signaling in these circumstances is an exercise in futility. Or, maybe, just maybe, it’s a benevolent act of charity that can make our city wealthy.

Go to any downtown busy intersection with four lanes or more and watch how many vehicles when making a left turn cross through the inside lane to any of the outside lanes without using their right hand signal–its virtually everyone. What a great revenue producing idea!!! I did this very same thing today. In 10 minutes literally 40 vehicles violated that law. At $100 a pop, that’s $4,000 in ten minutes. Think of the possibilities. This is probably happening in every busy intersection in the entire valley. Our men in blue, black and brown could literally have the city raking in millions. Or even better they could out source the job to me for free and I’ll only charge 35% of the incoming revenue. Deal? Then the cops could be out there doing what cops do best, exercising at Gold’s Gym and maybe even stopping or solving a crime.

Comment 1: Russell Josephson - Actually it is illegal to 'make a left turn into the center lane'.
The universal traffic code indicates that you must turn in to the closest lane. That means the leftmost lane on a left turn or the rightmost lane on a right turn.

Comment 2: Loren M. Lambert - Legal/illegal/smeagol if I could howl like a beagle I'd be better than Jonathon Livingston Seagull--a mere technicality Russull, a mere technicality.

Comment 3: Elizabeth Ormond Jolley - Better yet, hire the attorney at $400 an hour to represent you during your ridiculous case for the ridiculous ticket. That will now cost you ridiculous thousands and thousands. (Sorry for the rant. I've had a rough couple years with the dreaded DMV. )

Comment 4: Loren M. Lambert - No, I want rants, I specialize in rants, I encourage rants except from 2 year olds. 3 and above is allowed.

Comment 5: Chris Adler - It drives me nuts when drivers like you, Loren, are behind me in an intersection and drive straight into the lane I'm moving towards legally.

Comment 6: Loren M. Lambert - Yes, Chris, but so you know, I make sure I can do so safely and without violating any other drivers right to never brake, slow down or adjust to my driving.

Comment 7: Lee Shawn Gardner - You don't have to move all the way to the right. There are four lanes, so you only need to move one lane to make it on the freeway since three of the four go right and you have a city block to get one more lane over.

Comment 8: Loren M. Lambert - @Lee, yes, you are correct. 10 points for Slytherin.

Comment 9: Loren M. Lambert - @Russell. Made the left hand turn at 900 south onto the freeway entrance. There you cannot turn into the nearest inside lane and still enter the freeway, yet the segway invites all to do so. The law if therefore still an ass.


Loren M. Lambert © June 25, 2014

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