Tolken Tales

"Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing?"--Boromir of Iran. Hence, Elrond counsels, "To keep the All Seeing Eye of the Ayatollah from seizing the Ring of power, we must not just deprive him of it, but cast all the Rings forged in the bowels of Los Alamos... ...into the fires of Mt. Doom." Frodo should be arriving soon at Energy Solutions, Utah.