Who needs Healthcar? Just live like a squirrel

"Have you ever seen an ugly squirrel?" Answer: No. "Have you ever seen a sick or diseased Squirrel?" A: No. "Do Squirrels have doctors?" A: No. "Do Squirrel have health care?" A: Gadnabit no! Then the Squirrel rep. from SQIRWIB asked, rhetorically, "Why are Squirrels cute, healthy and disease free," and then ...she quickly answered, "no doctors and no health care whatsoever."