If You Need Your Fingers Sewed Back On

If you need your fingers sewed back on after you accidentally sheared them off at your home with a saw, you can’t run out to the corner with your sign, “please sew my fingers back on.” And no, they won’t sew them on at the emergency room; they’ll cauterize the stumps, stitch you up and send you on your way.

If you have so-so insurance, they may sew a couple on until your insurance is tapped out and feed the rest to the poodle.

And if you are fortunate enough to have really good insurance or are wealthy, they will attempt to sew them all on.

Charity does not cut the mustard, or sew the fingers back on in the United States- even with all of us good charitable Americans.