My son's job is cleaning the neighbor dog's poop. I asked him if it was done. He answered:
Roughly 25 percent of the doo doo has evaporated or dissolved. An additional 16 percent has dispersed naturally. Another 32 percent has been eliminated by the EPA response team, of which 17 percent was tracked away on people's shoes, 8 percent was chemically dispersed, 5 percent was burned off, and 3 percent was turned into artwork.
He could not account for the rest. Can you?
Loren M. Lambert © August 5, 2010
Roughly 25 percent of the doo doo has evaporated or dissolved. An additional 16 percent has dispersed naturally. Another 32 percent has been eliminated by the EPA response team, of which 17 percent was tracked away on people's shoes, 8 percent was chemically dispersed, 5 percent was burned off, and 3 percent was turned into artwork.
He could not account for the rest. Can you?
Loren M. Lambert © August 5, 2010
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