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Are you single, or do you want to be? Did you find yourself feeling sorry for the misfit toys in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer? Do you like romantic projects? Did you enjoy blind sympathy, and charity dates? Do you often watch CNN and Fox News programming regarding prisons, felons, and cons, and get all goo-goo eyed? Do you find yourself strangely attracted to tattooed inmates? Do you constantly watch Breaking Bad? Do you not only like watching horror films, but also living them? Did you vote for Anthony D. Weiner?
If any of these apply to you, then our web dating service may be perfect for you! Visit: matches4misfits.com. Date one, or date all four!
Why polish turds when you can get one that’s already been polished? Our potential mates, thoroughly screened by us at Matches 4 Misfits, have been vetted, bedded, wedded, and re-treaded at least once, if not multiple times! You can’t lose! Join now, at matches4misfits.com.
(SWB and ASS endorse this web service.)
Loren M. Lambert © October 31, 2013
Why polish turds when you can get one that’s already been polished?
Matches 4 Misfits
Are you single, or do you want to be? Did you find yourself feeling sorry for the misfit toys in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer? Do you like romantic projects? Did you enjoy blind sympathy, and charity dates? Do you often watch CNN and Fox News programming regarding prisons, felons, and cons, and get all goo-goo eyed? Do you find yourself strangely attracted to tattooed inmates? Do you constantly watch Breaking Bad? Do you not only like watching horror films, but also living them? Did you vote for Anthony D. Weiner?
If any of these apply to you, then our web dating service may be perfect for you! Visit: matches4misfits.com. Date one, or date all four!
Why polish turds when you can get one that’s already been polished? Our potential mates, thoroughly screened by us at Matches 4 Misfits, have been vetted, bedded, wedded, and re-treaded at least once, if not multiple times! You can’t lose! Join now, at matches4misfits.com.
(SWB and ASS endorse this web service.)
Loren M. Lambert © October 31, 2013
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