The Smell of Babies (A New Perfume by Burberry)

Study found that the smell of newborn babies lights up the female brain in same area that is lit up by chocolate. As a result, many procreation minded religions are banning chocolate from their congregation's diet.

In a related study, it was found that the smell of newborn babies lights up the male brain in same area that is lit up while mowing the lawn or heading off to hunt rabbits. As a result, many procreation minded religions are banning men from doing anything--which they then realized they were already doing.

Loren M. Lambert © May 14, 2014