I got a call from the NRA (National Rifle Association), and we engaged in a nice chat. The gun-toting “pollster-ette” had a real sexy voice. I could almost see her in her two-piece fatigues and combat boots, touting an M-60 with one arm–very sexy! According to her and NRA president, several third-world dictators, who are platonically dating Hillary Clinton, will show up disguised as census takers at every American home and take away your guns, unless you donate this week!
Loren M. Lambert © March 9, 2010
Loren M. Lambert © March 9, 2010
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