Recently obtained documents reveal that Glen Beck advocates the following:
1) putting tacks on grade school kid's chairs to motivate learning;
2) putting rocks in educators' pants to enhance their teaching skills, and to increase energy levels; and
3) accommodating preventative healthcare by feeding poor kids surplus grade school glue, fortified with sawdust used to clean up vomit from rich kids.
I love this guy. He is truly an original American genius.
Loren M. Lambert © January 11, 2010
1) putting tacks on grade school kid's chairs to motivate learning;
2) putting rocks in educators' pants to enhance their teaching skills, and to increase energy levels; and
3) accommodating preventative healthcare by feeding poor kids surplus grade school glue, fortified with sawdust used to clean up vomit from rich kids.
I love this guy. He is truly an original American genius.
Loren M. Lambert © January 11, 2010
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