Factoid: Squirrel saliva carries antibodies for most human pathogens. The bitten acquire the same immunities. Hence, to show solidarity to opponents of the Obama health plan, Squirrels Without Borders’ executive board member, Rocky (of 1960's The Bullwinkle Show fame), has volunteered its membership to provide free inoculations to all Republicans. To access this service, bear your Republican credentials by mooning a squirrel from April through May.
Loren M. Lambert © April 9, 2010
Loren M. Lambert © April 9, 2010
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