State of the Right Back Pocket

My fellow Americans, my right back pocket is no longer tight enough on 501 jeans.  This is because it no longer bears the strain of my under-funded wallet (due to chiropractor’s advice). Although not as tight as it once was, my right back pocket  is sufficiently firm and proportionately spaced; and though wafted occasionally by an ill-favored “wind,” it appears (if your gaze is not too attentive) to bear but a slight sag.

Loren M. Lambert © January 27, 2010