Friday, October 12, 2018

SWB Claims Squirrels Are Healthy and Cute Because They Have No Doctors and Healthcare

The squirrel representative from Squirrels Without Borders (SWB) asked, "Have you ever seen an ugly squirrel?" Answer: No.

"Have you ever seen a sick or diseased squirrel?" Answer: No.

"Do squirrels have doctors?" Answer: No.

"Do squirrels have healthcare?" Answer: Gadnabit, no!

“Why are squirrels cute, healthy, and disease-free?”  The squirrel quickly answered, "No doctors and no healthcare, whatsoever!"

Loren M. Lambert © March 25, 2010

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