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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Cultural Lessons from Parking Violations
Diplomats that attend the UN in New York had, in the past,complete diplomatic immunity. In the book I am listening to written by David Brooks, he talks about a study that reviewed all parking and traffic violations of diplomats from different countries. Those countries who rated poorly on the transparency and corruption index stacked up enormous parking and traffic violations (including Kuwait and many Middle Eastern countries), where as countries rated very favorably regarding their transparency and corruption had very few, if any, parking and traffic violations. Apparently this was irrespective of the particular position or social and economic status of the diplomat. So what does this tell us about culture, if anything?
To Slim Down Our Kids and Make Our School Economically Independent, Turn All Schools Into Multilevel Marketing Companies
According
to the high pundits of the pundits and the sanctified critics of the
critics, as to human frailty and weakness, or let's just say it, down
right depravities, one is insufficiently wise to counsel another on
overcoming such failings unless he or she has descended to similar
depths of depravity; and, one is not sufficiently vetted to editorialize
upon the shortcomings of our public figures or others unless he or she
devoid of any character flaws.
Although experience can endow
great insight and piety can bestow superior moral gravitas, I do not put
stock in either opinion. Nevertheless, both these conscious and often
unconscious sentiments give me pause enough to feel compelled to intone
this disclaimer. I am not pious enough nor depraved enough to claim the
moral superiority of those who deserve our veneration (and I know this
is no revelation to many of my friends, family and not-quite-friends who
need not verify this); nor have I mapped out the territories of all
seven of the deadly sins--but there is still time for both.
Still, as an American, it is my God given right to have an opinion, and
to share it with all those who might stumble upon it. With that out of
the way, let me further confess that since the end of high school
wrestling (for which I engaged in mildly undisciplined weight variances
of about 7 pounds), my weight has not varied more that 10 pounds, except
for a period of one year when I took a small step toward the slippery
slope of nutrition supplements and added creatine to my diet and bulked
up 15 lbs, but then stepped away from the brink, when the muscle wasn't
worth the disadvantages it accompanied.
So, big flippin' deal.
Yet, here's my point. America is one of the fattest countries in the
world. Others are trying to catch up. They've seen what we have and they
want it. But, some say it's not to be emulated and must be arrested. So
they pass laws barring school from serving soda pop during lunch if
they want to keep getting federal funds. Then they fine them for doing
so (as has occurred in Davis County). Then the school complains, as it
should, and points out that the fines will just hurt the kids by losing
both the federal funds and the money from the soda pop sales and
therefore the school must cut its art and music programs which rely upon
these funds (as has been threatened in Davis County).
But
isn't there a deeper problem? Why are we so undisciplined that our
schools have had to rely upon soda sales to fund its programs? Why don't
we just sell crack and have a higher profit margin, as apparently one
principal did back east at an elementary school? And why do we always
take it out on the music programs, which have been shown to improve math
acuity? Any way, back to fat.
Could it be that we are fat
because we don't want to spend our money on school programs, we want to
spend it on new and improved processed foods and then since we don't
want to spend it on school, we think, "hey, I have a great idea, since
we're buying all this food, let's just buy it at school and let them
have the profit?!" I have a better idea. Let's turn all of our schools
into multilevel marketing companies and give our kids an education being
obnoxious multi-level-marketers?
Anyway back to fat. Can't we
all collectively just exercise some freedom of choice and back away from
that unhealthy food, contribute more to our schools, and pull the
machines out of them and leave the heavy hand of the law free to police
more important things like the upsurge of illegal U turns? Ok, that is
enough stream of conscious-William-Faulkner-mumbo-jumbo. And yes, my
shoulder is much better.
A Salute to Our Troops
A salute to all our troops, past, present and future and to those who support them.
I served during the First Gulf War (stateside) and was greatly enriched by the experience.
The duties and honors of service are enriched and the politics of war
improved when all of a nation's children bear the responsibilities of
service.
Have you served? If not, why not?
Everyone should serve who can, and everyone should strive to act and
vote in manners that only put our troops in harms way when it is
required and unavoidable to make us safer at home and when our brothers
and sisters in other lands are being indisputably and indiscriminately
murdered and it is practicable and within our capacity and means to end
such suffering in a manner that is limited and brings about greater
civility and peace.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Religiousity in Women Equates to a Lack of Sexual Exploration?
In
David Brook's book about humans as social beings, he cites studies that
indicate religious women are less likely to be sexually creative or
adventurous (he was a bit more graphic but in good taste).
However, the professed or stated religiosity of men had little
correlation with their sexual adventurism. (The context of his comments suggested this was within monogamous relationships or was irrelevant).
If this is in fact true, the interesting question here is, while there
are various rational explanations for this difference between the sexes,
is it less sexually adventurous/creative women have a greater
affinity towards religion and vice versa or is it the religious
teachings and upbringing influence women's sexual interest?
I
would imagine like many things in life that both exert their
influence. Interested in feedback. (Please don’t engage in any graphic
disclosures or comments. This is meant to be serious inquiry of great importance, at least for us men).
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Social Creatures Eat More
I
have been reading [well really listening– but reading sounds less lazy]
David Brooks' book about humans as social beings. He cites studies that
indicate we eat more in proportion with the number of people we eat
with.
Alone we eat less. With someone else we eat a little more. And in larger groups we even eat more food.
Besides a number of other deductions that can be drawn from this information,
it seems that often eating is a matter of pride and ego. We deserve not
only the big home and the big car but the big plate of fatty, sugary,
tantalizing and exotic foods. We think we can and have a right to
indulge in recreational eating and avoid its adverse consequences
(weight gain and pocket book shrinkage) just like we wrongly perceive
that others can.
It also may be a matter of our instincts of
competition. Like hungry sharks or wolves, we fight to get our fair share
before others--an emotional reaction as well as physiological reaction
to eating.
So, consciously vow to check your ego and pride at
the door when you go out to eat. Eat to live don’t eat to compete,
over-recreate or show you're the top man/woman in the social hierarchy
Thursday, May 3, 2012
The Poor vs the Insured in Our Medical System
Over
the past few months, I have read over 1,000 pages of medical records of
various claimants seeking disability benefits, and here’s the crazy
thing about our system—what you already may know.
The very
poor wait until their health conditions have reached crisis stage, they
go to the emergency room, they have every test known to medical science,
the docs patch them up as best they can, tell them to follow
up with a recommended doc, which they don’t do because then they have
to pay up front and they can't afford it, the docs write them
prescription for medicine they never fill, send then out into the world,
until they crash again—never paying much if anything for their care.
Studies show those who follow this routine are more likely to
become disabled and their work histories are more inconsistent. While
the the insured enter the system gradually, their care is more precise
and pin pointed and they endure chronic illnesses longer and when
disability is inevitable, they enter the system much later in life.
I realize this is anecdotal, but you all would probably be alarmed at
the extensive care the poor get that is untimely, ineffectual and often
is probably excessive because their isn't a relationship of trust nor a
foundation of care between the doc and the patient that make the art of
medicine more precise. Does it make any sense?
Today I had a
client on of mine on Medicaid who is in end stage renal failure who
explained he can’t get on the waiting list for a transplant because
Medicaid won’t pay for a dental exam. I don’t know, just seems odd.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
A Civil and Decent Society
Herb Cowan, large vegetable farmer and apparently reincarnated said:
"Even when I lived in a piss-poor village in 17 A.D., (although it may
have been called a "charitable" act), we villagers were still
"expected" to help out (not if we had a hankering to do it, but
expected) when fellow villagers had any of their large arteries or veins spurting blood and they needed medical assistance.
Even then it was highly frowned upon and frankly not tolerated to walk
away from some poor sucker bleeding to death, even if he or she was the
town's least productive denizen. And we never felt like our pockets were
being picked for lending a firm hand over the wound, because if some
Roman Soldier accidentally gouged out one of our eyes or some wild beast
severed a limb, we expected the same from our fellow villagers.
In fact, one villager once got banished for failing to come to the aid of another when a wild animal had ripped open his gut.
As a civil and decent society, some things are just worth pulling together on."
Why North Americans Hate Dandelions and Prefer Grass Lawns
North Americans hate dandelions and prefer monospecific grass lawns for these reasons: 1) humans have a genetic, inherent, instinctive and visceral animus toward anything that is as tenacious, ubiquitous and successful as we are, 2) because the communists, in a infernal and insidious plot, long ago planted the idea that a monospecific grass lawn was the bees knees, desirable over all earth's other greenery and 3) in the early Edenic language Bible, it was not the serpent that beguiled Eve, but the bowerbird which God banished to Australia after he threw Eve and Adam out of the Garden of Eden when Adam, (in order to please Eve after her mind had been beguiled and polluted by the bowerbird), started logging large expanses of the Garden and planting monospecific lawns and learning how to golf.
Friday, April 27, 2012
If You Need Your Fingers Sewed Back On
If
you need your fingers sewed back on after you accidentally sheared them
off at your home with a saw, you can’t run out to the corner with your
sign, “please sew my fingers back on.” And no, they won’t sew them on at
the emergency room; they’ll cauterize the stumps, stitch you up and
send you on your way.
If you have so-so insurance, they may sew a couple on until your insurance is tapped out and feed the rest to the poodle.
And if you are fortunate enough to have really good insurance or are wealthy, they will attempt to sew them all on.
Charity does not cut the mustard, or sew the fingers back on in the
United States- even with all of us good charitable Americans.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
The Judge Won't See What I Saw and Felt
Okay, I'm interviewing these three potential witnesses. One sister, two brothers--needed to testify on behalf of their mother.
The brothers are these two hard as rock, heavily tattooed, cold
staring, mean looking dudes with huge forearms and thick necks. Their
tattoos are all death, mayhem and chaos--no nice pretty flowers, poetic
calligraphy, or cute animals.
I was thinking, what can these guys
say that is going to really speak to the Judge, how's the Judge going
to see through the tattoos if they do have something to say?
Then the less tattooed one started talking about his mother--the
conviction with which he spoke of all that she had done for him and his
unblinking willingness to sacrifice everything for her was so tangible
it almost brought tears to my eyes and made me wish I had such an ally
like him in my life.
Then, the other, who hardly had a word to
say at first, whose tattoos alone seemed to speak volumes about what
must have been a hard life, started talking. He spoke just what was
needed, no more no less. Then we got to talking about his family and his
kids. Instantly, it's like everything good, everything of value,
everything of lasting worth came pouring out of his eyes, and he had
this huge, toothy, wide smile that was like this window to his heart.
You could feel how intensely he loved his kids, you could feel the joy
that you knew they brought to him. It was different from anything I'd
ever experienced.
But I can't call him as a witness. All the
Judge will see are the tattoos, the Judge won't see what I saw and felt.
That's the reality of things. But I saw it, and now I know.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Feral Bulls Patrolling the Spanish Countryside and Responsibility to Others
Sometimes
we think we are our bald head or our bad skin that refuses to adhere to
our will, or that we are our beautiful face or our perfect voice. None
are true, all such perceptions are the offings of so many feral bulls
patrolling the Spanish countryside.
Nor are we our car or
suburban mansions, nor are we our poverty, nor our mental illness, our
perfect body or our earthly cravings. While our
consistent individual choices may, over time, nudge these ephemeral
vessels into something sublime or into something beyond our imaginations
and thereby obtain for us wealth, power, fame and favor, or by those
same choices just as easily destroy what was or had the potential for
greatness, we are more a product of all that have come before and we are
more a reality because of all who surround us to give our efforts, our
talents and our actions meaning and worth.
Consequently, we
are, in essence nothing without others, nothing without the connections
that span time and place. So how can we then be at times so self-despising and so dismissive of our responsibility to others?
Are You Worried You Might Be a Liberal?
Here's a guy I heard: I believe the only thing federal government should do is provide security from foreign and the only thing state government should do is protect us from threats from within. Furthermore, if this can't be accomplished within the current political process, I think we should take up arms to accomplish these goals. What is he? A conservative or a liberal or something else?
Here's another one: I believe that the federal government should control all energy, education, security, wages, commerce, capital, infrastructure, health care and environmental policies and states should protect us from threats from within and should govern our open spaces. Furthermore, if this can't be accomplished within the current political process, I think we should take up arms to accomplish these goals. What is he/she? A conservative or a liberal or something else?
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Jihad Jane
Jihad Jane guilty of plot to kill a journalist for offending Islam, a Mexican journalist murdered for $250 because she offended the drug cartel, 261 Russian Journalists murdered since the USSR fell for offending the Russian government. I bless each day I rise in a country were we are free to opine without fear of death. Jihad Jane threatens our freedom more than China's 3 million man army.
The Glenn Beck Diet
Yes, Glenn Beck does incite people to violence. The other day my son came home from college with Glenn's new book, "The Glenn Beck Diet, 30 Days to Pasty, Pudgy and White." My mentor Herb Cowans was chatting with me. He saw the book and went ballistic and ripped it to shreds and jumped up and down on it claiming he tried it and it didn't work.
Store-Bought Health
"When accomplishments are few and far between, there is nothing quite like the sense of fulfillment ya get from finally, on the path to store-bought health, polishing off a bottle of vitamins." Herb Cowans, Mentor and Livestock Feed Farmer.
Friday, March 30, 2012
The Village and US Health Care System
In the Village, Ivy Walker, the mostly blind beauty who sees more than those with sound eyes, asks, of Lucius, the quiet young man who speaks little but says much: How is it that you are so brave while the rest of us shake in our boots?
Lucius Hunt: I don't think of what might happen, only what must be done.
Today, Republicans stand with their backs to the future, with their hearts turned against the least of God's children, and their minds closed in fear of what might happen. Is it true that the country that defeated the Third Reich and the Empire of the Rising Sun can't provide a rational health care system?
Unlike the Republicans, Pres. Obama did not and does not think of what might happen, he only knows and does what must be done with the supreme confidence in a country and a people that are ingenious, resilient and industrious enough to do the right thing.
The United States is like the Village when it comes to health care.
So are we going to stand by our Lucius or cower in fear of the imagined demons created by the far right, raised up as specters to keep us blind, unthinking and behind our walls?
Lucius Hunt: I don't think of what might happen, only what must be done.
Today, Republicans stand with their backs to the future, with their hearts turned against the least of God's children, and their minds closed in fear of what might happen. Is it true that the country that defeated the Third Reich and the Empire of the Rising Sun can't provide a rational health care system?
Unlike the Republicans, Pres. Obama did not and does not think of what might happen, he only knows and does what must be done with the supreme confidence in a country and a people that are ingenious, resilient and industrious enough to do the right thing.
The United States is like the Village when it comes to health care.
So are we going to stand by our Lucius or cower in fear of the imagined demons created by the far right, raised up as specters to keep us blind, unthinking and behind our walls?
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