Gold’s Gym Packed For a Few-Week New Year’s Resolution

First, let me state that I am an uncoordinated fat man trapped in a fairly fit and moderately coordinated man's body. Yes, there is a fat, lard-butt bursting to come out. So, all you fat, out-of-shape men who have packed Gold's Gym to the hilt, I say, “Welcome! Thanks for keeping my dues low by your yearly, couple-week foray from your New Year's hangover resolution to work out. I hope you stay a while. It makes me look better.

Loren M. Lambert © January 6, 2010