Announcement!
Television has given us "Man v. Wild," "Survivor Man," "Apocalypse Man," and "I Shouldn't Be Alive." These are all pussy-footed crap. They are nothing like the show of which I was just cast to be the host!
(Drum roll)
"Geriatric Man!" This is a new reality show in which I will not only show our aging population how to survive the slow, steady decent into geezer-hood, but how to excel while all others just dumbly blink at our strapping, ageful virility.
Loren M. Lambert © January 6, 2010
Television has given us "Man v. Wild," "Survivor Man," "Apocalypse Man," and "I Shouldn't Be Alive." These are all pussy-footed crap. They are nothing like the show of which I was just cast to be the host!
(Drum roll)
"Geriatric Man!" This is a new reality show in which I will not only show our aging population how to survive the slow, steady decent into geezer-hood, but how to excel while all others just dumbly blink at our strapping, ageful virility.
Loren M. Lambert © January 6, 2010
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