Monday, April 1, 2019

The Perfect Set of Clothing

I want to buy a set of clothes that restrict me to do anything in them except be a clothing rack. I want these clothes to look really good, no matter what state of health my body is in. I want these clothes to have superfluous strips of cloth dangling off that serve no purpose, and that are uncomfortable, and that I'll have to pay a lot of money to keep clean over their lifetime. 

Oh, yeah. Perfect. A suit.

Loren M. Lambert © August 17, 2013

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