Can Cool Jeans “Make the Man?”

I went to "Liberation" – a store run by a high school acquaintance. This store sells really nice pants and shirts!  However, if I put a pair of those pants on my ass, it would be like sticking several pasties on a pregnant pig, thinking the sow could do a pole dance.  It would be like slapping a hairpiece on a skull, so it could cop a date with Renee Zellweger.  There just comes a time in life when cool jeans cannot make the man.  Or, can they?

Loren M. Lambert © October 7, 2009