Friday, September 28, 2018

I Fixed the Stove with Minimal Swearing!

I managed to replace the stove top, averaging only one, “second-tier, B-list” swear word every 13.5 minutes, with no “first-tier” swear words at all. And the darn thing works to boot! Yes!!!

Now, if the house doesn't burn down next few days, we’ll call it good.

Loren M. Lambert © July 5, 2009

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