Friday, September 28, 2018

“Gofermorebacon” Climate Warming Convention

The Salt Lake City “Gofermorebacon” climate warming convention has resulted in a treaty, pledging that every Wasatch Front resident will 1) ride his/her bike at least 30 days to work/school, and 2) turn our thermostats down two degrees in winter and up two degrees in summer.

For winter: Buy those sweaters and silky Victoria’s Secret long janes and LJ Bean long johns. For summer: Prepare to peel off and strip down, and ride those bikes.

Loren M. Lambert © December 19, 2009

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