It sounded like the devil snarfing down a carcass. I crept downstairs, poked the gun barrel around the corner, and peered out. There he was! My son was tuned to CNN, listening to President Obama!!! I could have busted all four gaskets from my artificial Jarvik heart valves (if I had one).
"Step aside!” I barked. He did. Then, to teach my son a lesson, I let the television “have it!” There will be no TV in the Lambert household – just a gaping hole.
Loren M. Lambert © September 9, 2009
"Step aside!” I barked. He did. Then, to teach my son a lesson, I let the television “have it!” There will be no TV in the Lambert household – just a gaping hole.
Loren M. Lambert © September 9, 2009
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