Blades of grass contain a chemical that, when cut while mowing, not only triggers hay fever (actually, grass fever [farmers get hay fever, hicks get “hey” fever]), but speeds up the balding process and causes impotency, and then sterility. Really. Look it up!
So, when you see all those green lawns in your neighborhood, don't be too envious.
It is now off to try to will myself to sleep. Nighty night ozone!
Loren M. Lambert © May 23, 2008
So, when you see all those green lawns in your neighborhood, don't be too envious.
It is now off to try to will myself to sleep. Nighty night ozone!
Loren M. Lambert © May 23, 2008
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