Worst Paper Cut, Ever!

I suffered the worst paper cut, ever! To put it into perspective and give it its proper scale to appreciate, I’ll explain: If the same cut gouged a Mormon cricket head, the poor bugger would, at the very least, be lobotomized. At the worst, the cricket would be completely decapitated! The same cut on a gerbil would have required eighteen stitches! Are you with me now?  The gash this cut left could hold enough H1NI virus to incapacitate the entire free world!

Loren M. Lambert © September 1, 2009