Friday, September 28, 2018

Metal Massage and Industrial Pampering

I am off to scramble my  brains in a tire shredder. Then, I will have my toenails clipped by an industrial lawnmower. Next, I will have my hair styled by an apache helicopter. And, to finish off my day, I will enjoy a relaxing knife blade massage from Edward Scissorhands.

Loren M. Lambert © July 15, 2009

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