I am grateful that God spared you all a view of my horribly distorted, bumpy head (it feels like Goblin Valley, except that most of the Hoodoos have been toppled by chubby, mouth-breathing Utah Scout Leaders [as actually happened in Goblin Valley, Utah!]) by giving me hair that will last until my head is safely hidden at home in my abject senescence, or smoldering in the grave where it will be the last thing the earth reclaims.
Loren M. Lambert © November 23, 2013
Loren M. Lambert © November 23, 2013
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