Last night, I watched Man of Steel, which showed pretty weak fight scenes. When Superman and General Zod would throw each other, they would only go through a couple of buildings and manage to stay in the same city: New York.
Boring.
When I was a super hero and threw other super heroes, they didn't just go through a few measly buildings. They would go through a few planets, and sometimes even a star or two.
Once, in my prime, when my brother and I were fighting, I threw him clean through a black hole, causing his ears to ring for two months afterward. He was so mad.
In Man of Steel, General Zod had a weak neck. That's what happens when you neglect your core.
Don't neglect your core. Be a super, Super Hero!
Loren M. Lambert © December 21, 2013
Boring.
When I was a super hero and threw other super heroes, they didn't just go through a few measly buildings. They would go through a few planets, and sometimes even a star or two.
Once, in my prime, when my brother and I were fighting, I threw him clean through a black hole, causing his ears to ring for two months afterward. He was so mad.
In Man of Steel, General Zod had a weak neck. That's what happens when you neglect your core.
Don't neglect your core. Be a super, Super Hero!
Loren M. Lambert © December 21, 2013
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