My dandelions were mowed today. My mower offered to kill them at no extra cost. I declined. My mower then said, "You're not voting for Mitt, are you?" "No, how did you guess?" I asked. "Mitt kills his dandelions," was all he said in response.
Later, I heard that Fox News has planned a panel discussion on how you can identify the liberals in your neighborhood by their gardens, and how you can ensure that your yard is a conservative “won” – from watering schedules, to what to grow or not to grow, and what chemicals are the best.
Loren M. Lambert © April 28, 2012
Later, I heard that Fox News has planned a panel discussion on how you can identify the liberals in your neighborhood by their gardens, and how you can ensure that your yard is a conservative “won” – from watering schedules, to what to grow or not to grow, and what chemicals are the best.
Loren M. Lambert © April 28, 2012
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