I attended a conference this past week in Philadelphia, which is one of the most beautiful, eclectic, clean, cosmopolitan, and diverse cities I have ever visited. I really loved it! One should go to see all kinds of people getting along famously. I caught a quick glance of actor Cuba Gooding on a movie set, and also overhead this comment: "You would never guess that he was chronically constipated."
The Society for Skin Zone Equality was also there, advocating on behalf of butt-scratching in public. Apparently, the inappropriateness of scratching your partner’s butt in public, while being constrained to only scratch his/her back, has lead to a higher incidence of IBS and other mid- to lower-body maladies. This is due to the fact that the sensation of needing something itched is really just low-frequency pain that deserves as much attention as the scratching of one’s back.
It is hypothesized that if the neglect of this zone of skin could be eradicated by more frequent and vigorous scratching, both autonomously and with a partner, in public and out, the salubrious effect would lead to an overall five percent increase in health. Scratch away, my friends!
Oh, in regard to the Mummer's Museum: Don't go after having just eaten.
Loren M. Lambert © May 6, 2012
The Society for Skin Zone Equality was also there, advocating on behalf of butt-scratching in public. Apparently, the inappropriateness of scratching your partner’s butt in public, while being constrained to only scratch his/her back, has lead to a higher incidence of IBS and other mid- to lower-body maladies. This is due to the fact that the sensation of needing something itched is really just low-frequency pain that deserves as much attention as the scratching of one’s back.
It is hypothesized that if the neglect of this zone of skin could be eradicated by more frequent and vigorous scratching, both autonomously and with a partner, in public and out, the salubrious effect would lead to an overall five percent increase in health. Scratch away, my friends!
Oh, in regard to the Mummer's Museum: Don't go after having just eaten.
Loren M. Lambert © May 6, 2012
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