Saturday, November 3, 2018

Squirrel Healthcare

The Interior Department denied that national park fees would increase to cover the ground squirrels' new contract. The Department insisted that the cost of the most hotly contested portion of the agreement (a provision for comprehensive heathcare extending well into retired squirrels' fourth year of life) was included in the total divulged cost.

Loren M. Lambert © January 21, 2011

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