Herb Cowan On U.S. Soccer Footballers and the U.S. Supreme Court Ruling on Proposition 8

"Toilets have seats for a reason," advised Herb Cowan. "The other day the U.S. soccer footballers had a barn burner with Mexico, 0 to 0. The goalie said his guys had all worked a good shift. Hear that? A 'good shift’ – like they was canning beans. I'd rather watch the opposing Supreme Court watchers at the Proposition 8 case. At least they got up to .07 blood alcohol level on both sides of the argument – not quite drunk, but too impaired to safely operate a dental drill."

Loren M. Lambert © March 27, 2013