I wish, pray, declare, and cast you all a joyous, erotic, romantic, and fulfilling Valentine’s Day celebration. If you come up short and you're a conservative, you can hope for a little charity. If that falls short, you're on your own. If you come up lacking and you're a liberal, you can apply for a Valentine's subsidy from those who are “over-Valentined.” If you come up wanting and you are a progressive, you can just find the best possible solution to your circumstances, go with that, and make the most of it. Or, you can just call me and I will point you in the right direction.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Make it count!
Loren M. Lambert © February 14, 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day! Make it count!
Loren M. Lambert © February 14, 2013
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