Political Porcupines for Newt Gingrich

Porcupines, for Newt Gingrich, are now welcoming all bristly and spiny creatures – on land or from the sea – into their ranks to prick up the Florida vote. Heck, we’ll even invite all the cacti and joshua trees from Nevada and Arizona to help out. Floridians be warned: You will see the spiny end of our better parts if you fail to vote for our man.

Loren M. Lambert © January 31, 2012