I attended my son's "Bon Voyage" concert at Cottonwood High School. What a joke! Throughout the whole concert, I just kept seething and thinking that it took a Rush Limbaugh butt-load of money to get an amazing talent out of that talent-deprived horde. This money was spent all while the country goes down in flames (according to Glen Beck, this will happen this summer, at the hands of the Occupy movement), and these kids dare to pleasure themselves with the monotonous depravity of cacophonous choral music and the mind-numbing blare of classical orchestral productions.
Then, as one stupendous vocal and violin solo followed some other extravagant waste of taxpayer-funded, skill-infused delinquent, I kept asking, “Which one of these wretched mouth-breathers' parents are not paying their fair share of taxes? Most likely, all of them. If the tea party only knew, they'd be here right now.”
To top it off, I discovered that the members of the high school orchestra were planning a trip, in a $4-a-gallon-gas economy, to San Diego–on our bill! This was too much.
Bursting with righteous indignation, after snapping a few quick photos of my deserving son, I jumped up screaming, "Pull the whole thing down! A pox upon your principal. Public education must die! Pull it down, all of it – you filching liberal, art-mongering atheists!"
Loren M. Lambert © March 22, 2012
Then, as one stupendous vocal and violin solo followed some other extravagant waste of taxpayer-funded, skill-infused delinquent, I kept asking, “Which one of these wretched mouth-breathers' parents are not paying their fair share of taxes? Most likely, all of them. If the tea party only knew, they'd be here right now.”
To top it off, I discovered that the members of the high school orchestra were planning a trip, in a $4-a-gallon-gas economy, to San Diego–on our bill! This was too much.
Bursting with righteous indignation, after snapping a few quick photos of my deserving son, I jumped up screaming, "Pull the whole thing down! A pox upon your principal. Public education must die! Pull it down, all of it – you filching liberal, art-mongering atheists!"
Loren M. Lambert © March 22, 2012
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