All work and no creative writing or snow angel-making makes Loren not only a dull boy, but makes him want to pull out all his hair, shred his clothes, and run down Wall Street and Main Street screaming (not pretty – as known by the few who have witnessed it).
Loren is only currently restrained by the low-digit temperatures that would cause his pathetic little chest ornaments and other accoutrements to freeze and shatter upon contact with any object. Whereas, the creative writing and snow romps are a wonder to behold – and actually one of the seven wonders of his world.
Therefore, be it decreed, by both the Utah and U.S. legislatures, that the world would do well to give him back his play before he's forced to bust it from its chops. Please, for the love of Pete and of Penny, and all that is holy and good – do this!
Loren M. Lambert © January 20, 2013
Loren is only currently restrained by the low-digit temperatures that would cause his pathetic little chest ornaments and other accoutrements to freeze and shatter upon contact with any object. Whereas, the creative writing and snow romps are a wonder to behold – and actually one of the seven wonders of his world.
Therefore, be it decreed, by both the Utah and U.S. legislatures, that the world would do well to give him back his play before he's forced to bust it from its chops. Please, for the love of Pete and of Penny, and all that is holy and good – do this!
Loren M. Lambert © January 20, 2013
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