Thursday, March 20, 2014

I’ll Never be Pope

As asked after attending Mass in the Ukraine, if I were Pope I would have: Silly Hat Sunday every first Sunday of the month when the sermons had to be clever, funny, positive and fun; free fish Friday for all making below subsistence level; allow all Priests and Nuns to marry if they chose; and we'd lease for the life of the lessee (to the highest bidder plus insurance) all relics and works of art that are not on display to fund the fish fry. I was promptly told I would never be Pope. Dang.

Loren M. Lambert © March 23, 2013

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