I was going to demand a refund for the Lance Armstrong autobiography I bought my son for Christmas a few years ago but since it will now be the whole story, as noted below, and we can derive the full benefit from his experience, we decided to keep it.
"There's No Blood Doping Police In Bed," or "How To Run An Effective Blood Doping Program to Enhance Your Sexual Prowess," a Lance Armstrong Bonus Chapter to his autobiography on sale on Amazon.com. Lance indicates that it really does work on the bike and in bed, even with only one testicle, and so far nobody gets ordered to give a urine sample after a good hill climb of Ms. Pyrenees in the sack.
The proceeds will go to fight cancer and the other half to make amends for the cancer inflicted on the cycling world.
Live strong and get you're "Live Stronger Than Armstrong" wrist bands today.
PS--Lance if you come to read my feed as you often do--I forgive you and still admire your cancer survivorship--too bad we won't know how great you were without the EPO.
Loren M. Lambert © January 26, 2013
"There's No Blood Doping Police In Bed," or "How To Run An Effective Blood Doping Program to Enhance Your Sexual Prowess," a Lance Armstrong Bonus Chapter to his autobiography on sale on Amazon.com. Lance indicates that it really does work on the bike and in bed, even with only one testicle, and so far nobody gets ordered to give a urine sample after a good hill climb of Ms. Pyrenees in the sack.
The proceeds will go to fight cancer and the other half to make amends for the cancer inflicted on the cycling world.
Live strong and get you're "Live Stronger Than Armstrong" wrist bands today.
PS--Lance if you come to read my feed as you often do--I forgive you and still admire your cancer survivorship--too bad we won't know how great you were without the EPO.
Loren M. Lambert © January 26, 2013
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