Rocky, here! It’s Rocky the Squirrel, from SWB (Squirrels Without Borders). I would, again, urge all you Utah voters to support candidates who do not advocate that your government engage in the forced redistribution of wealth – which by any other name is theft – by making your fellow citizens pay for Pioneer Day fireworks.
Besides, it takes us Squirrels several days to calm down afterward. That should concern most Utahans, since we know how much you care about all of God's creations. Last year, Squirrels suffering from FIPTSD (Fireworks-Induced, Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) caused 1.8 million dollars in damage to many Utah homes.
Better yet, just ban all fireworks. We won't bat a eye or even wag a tail if you do.
Loren M. Lambert © July 24, 2017
Besides, it takes us Squirrels several days to calm down afterward. That should concern most Utahans, since we know how much you care about all of God's creations. Last year, Squirrels suffering from FIPTSD (Fireworks-Induced, Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome) caused 1.8 million dollars in damage to many Utah homes.
Better yet, just ban all fireworks. We won't bat a eye or even wag a tail if you do.
Loren M. Lambert © July 24, 2017
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