This, my ode to my current state of long hair and beard:
Hair Wars
The sins of the fathers
were visited upon their children’s heads.
And so my father, like his fathers before,
swore upon the hairs of my head--
This generational declaration of war without end:
Thou shalt not decide the hairstyle of thy head beyond the confines of your own bed.
Lady Godiva labored,
The age of Aquarius I favored,
Dad stalked Mullies.
I bid goodbye to Orbison bullies.
Born among boomers,
Never fit in with the dippity-doers,
A tow-headed Samson,
I set upon my long hair expansion.
Then, the sins of my father
were visited upon my long-haired head.
And so my father, like his fathers before,
Swore this oath kneeling by his bed--
this generational declaration of war without end:
That he would never permit his son to determine the hairstyle of his head.
He wanted Elvis and Nixon.
I wanted Dancer, Cupid, and Blitze.
He used Brylcream, Vitalis, and napalm.
I used earth, wind, fire, and the f-bomb.
He cut and set the wave.
Short hair was the patriotic rage
All for the fourth of July parade.
But once ensconced beyond his gaze,
hurried hands molded a Moptop.
To punish, he chopped it all off.
After that, it grew into a mohawk,
then salmon river curls and locks,
But the sins of my father
still became ingrained within my head.
And so like my father and his father before,I got a job and shaved the locks from off my head.
And while this generational war is at its final end,
When I retire, the long hair desires will start it all up once again.
“Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short.
[Grow it], flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow
My hair.
“[Grow it], flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow
My hair.*”
Loren M. Lambert, © February 2, 2014
* Last part borrowed as fair use and tribute to “Hair.”
Hair Wars
The sins of the fathers
were visited upon their children’s heads.
And so my father, like his fathers before,
swore upon the hairs of my head--
This generational declaration of war without end:
Thou shalt not decide the hairstyle of thy head beyond the confines of your own bed.
Lady Godiva labored,
The age of Aquarius I favored,
Dad stalked Mullies.
I bid goodbye to Orbison bullies.
Born among boomers,
Never fit in with the dippity-doers,
A tow-headed Samson,
I set upon my long hair expansion.
Then, the sins of my father
were visited upon my long-haired head.
And so my father, like his fathers before,
Swore this oath kneeling by his bed--
this generational declaration of war without end:
That he would never permit his son to determine the hairstyle of his head.
He wanted Elvis and Nixon.
I wanted Dancer, Cupid, and Blitze.
He used Brylcream, Vitalis, and napalm.
I used earth, wind, fire, and the f-bomb.
He cut and set the wave.
Short hair was the patriotic rage
All for the fourth of July parade.
But once ensconced beyond his gaze,
hurried hands molded a Moptop.
To punish, he chopped it all off.
After that, it grew into a mohawk,
then salmon river curls and locks,
But the sins of my father
still became ingrained within my head.
And so like my father and his father before,I got a job and shaved the locks from off my head.
And while this generational war is at its final end,
When I retire, the long hair desires will start it all up once again.
“Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short.
[Grow it], flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow
My hair.
“[Grow it], flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow
My hair.*”
Loren M. Lambert, © February 2, 2014
* Last part borrowed as fair use and tribute to “Hair.”
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