Another pillar from my youth that supported my faith in authority figures has been dashed! There is no scientific validity that flossing prevents tooth decay! What? No!!!
What else is it going to be? Athletic cups don't prevent testicle drag and loss? Bras do not arrest breast sag? I already know that all that running I did, all those sit ups I completed, and all those thousands of chin- and pull-ups I pumped out did more harm than good, but flossing?
Don't even subject it to scientific study. Please, all of you out there who are participating in the athletic cup and bra efficacy studies, rebel, withdraw and boycott them – get out, now! I don't want to have been wrong about everything.
On the bright side, I guess I won't have to tell another employee to clean the detritus from close-mirror flossing, as I once had do to a few years ago.
Now, I need to go floss out the chicken that's stuck between my teeth, because I only store my chicken in the fridge; and while it may not cause cavities between my teeth, no one wants to share with me when I'm ready to finish off those leftovers the next day.
Loren M. Lambert © August 4, 2016
What else is it going to be? Athletic cups don't prevent testicle drag and loss? Bras do not arrest breast sag? I already know that all that running I did, all those sit ups I completed, and all those thousands of chin- and pull-ups I pumped out did more harm than good, but flossing?
Don't even subject it to scientific study. Please, all of you out there who are participating in the athletic cup and bra efficacy studies, rebel, withdraw and boycott them – get out, now! I don't want to have been wrong about everything.
On the bright side, I guess I won't have to tell another employee to clean the detritus from close-mirror flossing, as I once had do to a few years ago.
Now, I need to go floss out the chicken that's stuck between my teeth, because I only store my chicken in the fridge; and while it may not cause cavities between my teeth, no one wants to share with me when I'm ready to finish off those leftovers the next day.
Loren M. Lambert © August 4, 2016
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