I have to botch a personal, calendared event at least once a quarter to remind me to look at my schedule every day – sometimes multiple times a day – to make sure my ego doesn't lie to my weaker, but more diligent and humble “Id” about being sure that "such-and-such event was on such-and-such day, at such-and-such time, and I am sure of it." I need to remember to make sure my absent-minded, life-in-the-moment, doggedness-mindset doesn't think that just 20 minutes have passed, when really, it's been an hour before I finally look at the clock and swear I have entered a time warp.
Fortunately, I have this problem fixed at my work, due to the fact that I check my schedule before I start my day, and when I end my day, and have personnel that keep me on track. Unfortunately, I still manage to “muff it up” in my personal life.
To fix this problem, I want to hire someone (or some company) to schedule some fake, but highly important and life-changing appointments with me, for which I will purposely fail to show up. Then, you will call me up, berate me, charge me a hefty fee, and make me crawl over either glass shards, burning coals, or throw me into a viper’s pit (filled with vipers or D.T. enthusiasts).
Loren M. Lambert © January 8, 2017
Fortunately, I have this problem fixed at my work, due to the fact that I check my schedule before I start my day, and when I end my day, and have personnel that keep me on track. Unfortunately, I still manage to “muff it up” in my personal life.
To fix this problem, I want to hire someone (or some company) to schedule some fake, but highly important and life-changing appointments with me, for which I will purposely fail to show up. Then, you will call me up, berate me, charge me a hefty fee, and make me crawl over either glass shards, burning coals, or throw me into a viper’s pit (filled with vipers or D.T. enthusiasts).
Loren M. Lambert © January 8, 2017
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