Ants for Socialist Solidarity (ASS) have endorsed Donald Trump. Here's why, in their press release:
"We, here at ASS, are breaking our silence to proudly announce our endorsement of Donald Trump. We, like him, believe that things go better when everyone looks, thinks, and does that same things.
This is logical, practicable, and required.
‘Wait a minute!’ you say. ‘Donald Trump is a Republican, and you're socialists!’
Yeah, right. We've had our people inside every room, arena, and massage parlor Donald Trump has been in. Believe us – we will whisper it: shhhh, he's one of us!!! Go, Donald Trump! Make America great again, just like us!!! (Besides, white skin is more fun to bite.)”
Loren M. Lambert © September 13, 2016
"We, here at ASS, are breaking our silence to proudly announce our endorsement of Donald Trump. We, like him, believe that things go better when everyone looks, thinks, and does that same things.
This is logical, practicable, and required.
‘Wait a minute!’ you say. ‘Donald Trump is a Republican, and you're socialists!’
Yeah, right. We've had our people inside every room, arena, and massage parlor Donald Trump has been in. Believe us – we will whisper it: shhhh, he's one of us!!! Go, Donald Trump! Make America great again, just like us!!! (Besides, white skin is more fun to bite.)”
Loren M. Lambert © September 13, 2016
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