Ants for Socialist Solidarity (ASS) and Squirrels Without Borders (SWB) – usually two organizations that are diametrically opposed – have, in a rare moment of agreement, issued this joint statement:
"We categorically oppose any presidential candidate who hovers over you and tries to suck you up with their nose (it reminds us too much of ant eaters and giant squirrel vacuums). Therefore, we will not be endorsing, nor voting for Donald Trump.
Moreover, we categorically condemn any ant, squirrel, or U.S. presidential candidate who is attempting to become a leader of his/her species and is threatening to jail his/her political opponents once s/he is in power.
We are a species who follow the rule of instinct. Humans are a species who – if they do not follow the rule of law – devolve into despotism and are prone to eat their own children.
Please reject authoritarian despotism and do not endorse or vote for Donald Trump.
Loren M. Lambert © October 11, 2016
"We categorically oppose any presidential candidate who hovers over you and tries to suck you up with their nose (it reminds us too much of ant eaters and giant squirrel vacuums). Therefore, we will not be endorsing, nor voting for Donald Trump.
Moreover, we categorically condemn any ant, squirrel, or U.S. presidential candidate who is attempting to become a leader of his/her species and is threatening to jail his/her political opponents once s/he is in power.
We are a species who follow the rule of instinct. Humans are a species who – if they do not follow the rule of law – devolve into despotism and are prone to eat their own children.
Please reject authoritarian despotism and do not endorse or vote for Donald Trump.
Loren M. Lambert © October 11, 2016
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