This is for all of you who support my bid for the presidency: In the spirit of complete disclosure, I have averaged about 2.56 colds per year, 15.6732 coughing fits per year, and have coughed 72,553.7 times in my life. In my chosen germ-catching apparatus, I have only captured about half of the germs expelled from my body, for which I am truly sorry.
Despite it all, I am still alive. As far as I know, none of my coughs have killed anybody. So why does Hillary get all the attention when she coughs?
Loren M. Lambert © September 13, 2016
Despite it all, I am still alive. As far as I know, none of my coughs have killed anybody. So why does Hillary get all the attention when she coughs?
Loren M. Lambert © September 13, 2016
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