Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Confessions of a Coughing-Fitter

           This is for all of you who support my bid for the presidency:  In the spirit of complete disclosure, I have averaged about 2.56 colds per year, 15.6732 coughing fits per year, and have coughed 72,553.7 times in my life.  In my chosen germ-catching apparatus, I have only captured about half of the germs expelled from my body, for which I am truly sorry.

          Despite it all, I am still alive.  As far as I know, none of my coughs have killed anybody. So why does Hillary get all the attention when she coughs?

Loren M. Lambert © September 13, 2016

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