On my way to Moldova, I picked up a cold and brought it here. I have since had several coughing fits. Therefore, I must resign as my party’s candidate for president of the United States. All of the votes I would have got may now be given to the only candidate who has no coughing fits or other presidential-disqualifying illnesses (e.g., the Lincoln Memorial Statue).
Loren M. Lambert © September 21, 2016
Loren M. Lambert © September 21, 2016
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