Wednesday, August 22, 2018

There’s Pay-to-Play & Pay-To-Wash-It-Away

          You’re going to love this product! It’s called, “brain conditioner.” It makes you great again, and it is all-American!

          First, you get naked. Then, you step into the shower and get all wet. Rub a small handful of this in your hair. It will smell great and feel great! While you’re at it, you can rub it anywhere else (if you want). After 20 or 30 seconds, rinse it all away, leaving a tiny residue, which will make you really, really popular. It’s going to be fabulous!

          You don’t like that one? You’ll really like this: First, you pay me a bunch of money. Then, if I get elected and I like you . . .

Loren M. Lambert, May 24, 2016 ©

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